Heather Shaw
Friday February 27, 2026 - 8:00 PM
Saturday February 28, 2026 - 8:00 PM

Heather Shaw is a seasoned stand-up comic who has gained a large following on social media for her quick wit, sharp takes, and uncanny resemblance to Jim Carrey. She’s been featured on The Today Show, Access Hollywood, and The Tamron Hall Show, and has worked with comics such as Mark Normand, Eric Andre, and Fortune Feimster. Heather has a weekly podcast, Heather Shaw is Kidding, where she makes fun of current events happening in pop culture, politics, and elsewhere.

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Ray Lau
Friday March 6, 2026 - 8:00 PM
Saturday March 7, 2026 - 8:00 PM

Ray Lau is a Cantonese American standup comedian. His style has been praised by audiences for being unique, relatable, lighthearted, and playful. Ray’s most viral joke is about the “Chipotle Bean Scheme” and has been seen millions of times. You can often see him performing live across Southern California on the stages of Don’t Tell Comedy, The Hollywood Improv, Flappers, and many more. His debut on the digital platform Don’t Tell Comedy premieres this Summer.

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Big Jay Irish
Friday March 13, 2026 - 8:00 PM
Saturday March 14, 2026 - 8:00 PM

"Big Irish" Jay Hollingsworth is a stand-up comedian, actor and writer. Originally from the Pacific Northwest, Jay set out to the east coast and honed his craft on the stages of Boston, Massachusetts.

Jay's many appearances on All Def as well as Amazon's Laugh After Dark and multiple online stand-up clips, has garnered Jay over 100 million views online.

His "charmingly brutal" style has earned him first place in the March Comedy Madness Competition, The Best of Boston and he was a finalist in the Bay Area Black Comedy Competition.

From his notable appearances on some of the country's top podcasts such as "About Last Night," Robert Kelly's "You Know What Dude," Greg Fitzsimmons "Fitzdog Radio" and Doug Benson's "Doug Loves Movies" and "Benson Interruption" - Jay has made his mark as a comic's comic.

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Eric Eaton
Friday March 20, 2026 - 7:00 PM
Saturday March 21, 2026 - 7:00 PM

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Eric has performed all over the United States with his sold out tour Magic for Adults. Eric can be seen on the hit TV Show Masters of Illusion that has had over 100 million viewers in 126 countries. He is a 2x Merlin Award (Oscar’s of Magic) for Comedy Magician of the Year. Eric has had many viral clips on social media some include celebrities such as; George Lopez, Gary Owen, Lou Ferrigno, Russell Peters, Desiigner, and many more in which you can find on his social media platforms; @themagicofericeaton. Eric is known for his unique blend of magic and comedic wit that makes his show not like any you have seen before.

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Matthew Broussard
Friday March 27, 2025 - 8:00 PM
Saturday March 28, 2025 - 8:00 PM

Matthew Broussard is a disgraced financial analyst forced into stand up comedy. The byproduct of a Cajun chemist and Jewish microbiologist, he holds a degree in computational mathematics he always manages to bring up (just did it!) and is fully aware of how douchey he looks. His comedy is heady, self-effacing, and weirdly… educational? He's performed on the Tonight Show, Conan, Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle, the Comedy Central Half Hour, and some stuff with MTV2 he doesn’t like to talk about. You can catch him in The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, The League, The Mindy Project, and alongside Billy Crystal and Tiffany Haddish in the film Here Today. He is the creator of the webcomic and puzzle app, Monday Punday.

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Dedrick Flynn
Friday April 3, 2026 - 8:00 PM
Saturday April 4, 2026 - 8:00 PM

Stand Up Comedian and newest full time regular on Kill Tony!

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Emo Philips
Friday April 10, 2026 - 8:00 PM
Saturday April 11, 2026 - 8:00 PM

"I have adored Emo Philips since the UK in the 80's. He is hilarious."
--- Eric Idle, May 12, 2018

"Emo is the most brilliant joke-writer in the game. You HAVE to see him live. He's amazing." --- Patton Oswalt, February 1, 2022

“What a joy. What a complete joy. Astounding. There really is no better joke writer and that’s the smallest part of what’s great.”
— Penn Jillette, July 23, 2025

"Emo Philips... absolutely killed."
--- Rolling Stone (Carnegie Hall review), October 30, 2022

Described by Jay Leno as the best joke writer in America, Emo Philips has performed over seven thousand stand-up shows in comedy clubs, colleges and theaters, including a multi-week run at the Playhouse Theatre in London's West End.

In 2018 and 2022-2023, Emo toured with "Weird Al" Yankovic (over two hundred concerts across three continents); Emo will forever remember the standing ovation he received at Carnegie Hall.

"I'm not sure when or where I first heard of Emo's routines, but once I did I instantly became a fan," says "Weird Al" Yankovic. "Emo had the iconic look of someone who could have been a major star in the era of silent films. His body language was indescribably weird. And his material was flat-out brilliant." If asked at gunpoint who the funniest guy in the world was, Yankovic adds, "Without question I would have to say Emo Philips -- especially if Emo happened to be the one holding the gun."
--- "Weird Al" Yankovic, Chicago Magazine

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Susan Rice
Friday April 17, 2026 - 8:00 PM
Saturday April 18, 2026 - 8:00 PM

Susan Rice was recently featured in Vulture Magazine for her widely popular appearance on Don't Tell Comedy, which garnered over 1 millions views. Susan has made appearances on ABC, NBC, Hbo, Showtime, and comedy central. Moving to Los Angeles in 1986 brought Television credits and allowed her to open for comics like Jerry Seinfeld, Rich Shydner, Paula Poundstone, and recently Maria Bamford & Arsenio Hall. In the last 10 years, Rice has found her niche in fundraising and organizing charity events such as the first-ever St. John's Comedy Festival held in her own neighborhood of N. Portland. It will help bring laughter back and promote local small businesses.

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Improv Asylum
Friday, April 24, 2026 - 8:00 PM

We hope you're ready to laugh. This team of actors is bringing you Improv Asylum's signature show full of non-stop, lightning-paced improv scenes inspired by your suggestions. These quick-witted performers take the stage with no script and create scenes, characters, and songs on the spot, turning everyday ideas into unpredictable, laugh-out-loud moments. With 100% audience interactive scenes that make you feel like you're a part of the show - not just watching it - you’ll be sure to want to come back again and again. And with every single show being completely different, why wouldn’t you?

For almost 30 years, audiences have gone crazy for Improv Asylum’s blend of comedy. Find out why we’ve been repeatedly named Boston’s Best Comedy!

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Jeff Allen
Saturday, April 25, 2026 - 8:00 PM

Jeff Allen may (or may not) want to admit it, but he’s getting old. At 69, Jeff is staring down his 70th year and decided it might be time to think about slowing down. The result? My First Final Farewell Tour kicks off March 1, 2026. Yes, you read that right—“First” and “Final” in the same sentence—because Jeff’s not totally sure he’s done. (After all, Cher had 20 farewell tours, and Elton John is still out there.)

What he is sure of: he’s bringing a mix of fan favorites and fresh new material to the stage. From the classic Happy Wife, Happy Life routine you’ve been quoting for years, to fresh takes on marriage, family, and everyday life, Jeff is pulling it all together for a night that’s hilarious, unforgettable, and uplifting.

Jeff Allen is one of America’s most beloved comedians, with nearly 1 billion online views and a record-setting seven Dry Bar Comedy specials. He’s been featured on America’s Got Talent, The Today Show, Comedy Central, Showtime, and starred in the films Apostles of Comedy and My 7 Grandmas. Millions have seen him across Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube—but nothing compares to seeing Jeff live.

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Chris Turner
Saturday May 30, 2026 - 8:30 PM

Chris Turner was runner-up on Season 20 of America’s Got Talent; one of the first comedians to ever perform a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil; defeated ChatGPT in TED’s inaugural Man vs. Machine rap battle; and his appearances on America’s Got Talent and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert earned him rapturous standing ovations. Based in New York, he’s a regular headline act at the world famous Comedy Cellar, with over 125 million views online thanks to his unmatched improvisational talent. Chris combines freestyle rap, musical comedy, stand-up, and improv in his unique live shows that have to be seen to be believed.

His quotable gags and rapid freestyle raps have established him as one of the most in-demand acts on the corporate circuit, and at comedy clubs around the world. He’s headlined for 1 million Dutch comedy fans on RTL4's flagship stand up show, The Comedy Factory; appeared live on BBC Radio, and performed sold-out five-star runs at festivals worldwide.

In 2024, his musical comedy extravaganza Childish toured to Adelaide, Orlando, Edinburgh, and Reykjavik Fringes, receiving glowing reviews, award nominations, and selling out three nights at New York’s legendary Joe’s Pub. For 2025, his latest show Spontaneous sees Chris and the audience join forces to create a brand-new hour of comedy at each performance.

Chris is a sought-after entertainer on the corporate circuit, hosting awards and performing for many of the world’s largest organisations, as well as being a firm favourite of many of the UK’s biggest sports teams. He has worked with Yorkshire Tea to create Blessed are the Teamakers, a tea-centric rap with 6m+ views, and with Coca-Cola to produce comedic content for their mobile media platform.

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Don McMillian
Saturday June 20, 2026 - 8:00 PM

Don McMillan was most recently featured on America’s Got Talent where he came in the TOP 12 and performed in the Finals! The Comedian/Engineer’s show features lots of graphs and charts earning rave reviews from America and ALL the judges – even Simon Cowell!

A former engineer, Don combined his comedy and technical skills to develop is unique act described as “THE Funniest PowerPoint Presentation you will ever see!” His act is filled with charts, graphs and laughs. He won the San Francisco International Comedy Competition and has also appeared on The Tonight Show, HBO, Comedy Central, and is one of DryBar’s Top Comedians. He’s the first Dry Bar comedian to surpass 1 million Instagram followers, a milestone not yet reached by Brad Upton, Leanne Morgan, Jeff Allen, Kellen Erskine, Erica Rhodes, Josh Blue, or K-Von. His viral videos have made him a corporate favorite, performing for companies like Apple, IBM, and Google. Creator of "Life After Death by PowerPoint," Don's shows are both insightful and hilariously engaging.

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Ben Bankas
Friday September 18, 2026 - 8:00 PM
Saturday September 19, 2026 - 8:00 PM

Originally from Toronto, Canada Ben Bankas now lives in Austin, TX where he performs as a regular at the Comedy Mothership. Ben created a following of loyal fans from across the world while selling out shows in Canada before doing the same in the USA. Ben has performed with the likes of Tony Hinchcliffe, Andrew Schulz. Ben's Podcast "Bankas Podcast" has featured numerous comedians seen on Kill Tony. Ben has headlined notable venues such as Danforth Music Hall in Toronto, Canada, The Hollywood Improv in Hollywood, California and New Jersey Performing Arts Center in Newark, New Jersey.

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Ian Fidance
Friday November 13,, 2026 - 8:00 PM
Saturday November 14, 2026 - 8:00 PM

Ian Fidance is an offbeat yet upbeat New York City comic, actor, and writer, that Dave Attell has described as a “Power Act” and Ron Bennington has called “One of the most unique comics working today.” He just dropped his debut special titled, Ian Fidance: Wild Happy & Free, and his wildly popular podcast Bein’ Ian with Jordan, co-hosted with fellow comic Jordan Jensen, is available on all platforms.

Fidance, originally from Wilmington, Delaware, has been featured on major podcasts such as The Joe Rogan Experience, Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura & Christina P., Duncan Trussell’s Family Hour, and Kill Tony to name just a few. He has also been featured on NPR’s This American Life.

His television, writing, and other credits include Late Night with Seth Meyers, The Gilly and Keeves Sketch Show, Comedy Central’s Crank Yankers, HBO Max’s Pause with Sam Jay, Netflix’s Waffles + Mochi, TBS’ The Last O.G., as well as writing for multiple Comedy Central Roasts. He currently resides in Brooklyn with his cat Samson.

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